The snake that LOVES the glowing lawn....

Please brace yourself before reading this post.

You may end up wetting your pants or something of the sort.

I have cried many times over this story--mostly due to laughing at my stupidity.

Here goes...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful lawn. The mother of the lawn took great pride in her green lawn. She fertilized it early and mowed it every week (even when it didn't need it). Then came some evil dandelions that started to spread like wildfire. Being a good mother, she decided to get rid of them.

Her father gave her some Weed-B-Gon and told her to spray it on her lawn. He said he sometimes doubles the mixture. She decided to take it to a different level and quadruple or even better then that--just pour the whole bottle in her sprayer without reading the instructions.

While spraying her lawn she thought "these nasty little things will have no chance of surviving" and so instead of covering the lawn once with weed killer--she went the extra mile and covered it multiple times.

A couple days later her lawn took a turn for the worst. The mother of the lawn saturated her lawn with a little too much love! The whole lawn was instantly dead. COMPLETELY DEAD! No chance of ever coming alive.

INTRODUCING our BEAUTIFUL GLOWING LAWN!!

To make the story even FUNNIER--my Dad called me a couple weeks later and asked for the sprayer and weed-b-gon. I told him I have the sprayer--but that the weed-b-gon was LONG GONE. I used the whole container. He about crapped his pants and started laughing hysterically. Apparently, he only uses 1/3 of the bottle on their WHOLE LAWN (which is 10 times bigger then ours). To make matters worse--I thought I was doing a good deed and sprayed some of my neighbors lawn. Now they think of me as the idiot that killed their lawn.

Now onto the snake that LOVES my boys and our glowing lawn

(the backyard is only half dead--yea!)!! hehehe.

This snake isn't very intelligent--it has now suffered being chased by the boys FOUR times and it keeps coming back. But it loves to DANCE with Reece...
And stick out it's tongue at Reece...

and has even taught my boys teamwork!!

Thank you Silver Snakie (named by Reece and Benson) for entertaining us on our glowing lawn! We are glad you love our special grass!